For those who woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning or for those who still carry yesterday's sullenness, here's something I found from the net to hopefully cheer you up and make your day...
Basketball in Heaven.
Two old buddies had been best friends for years, and both of them loved basketball so much. They both live to their early 90's, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they're reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man's friend asks, "Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there's basketball in heaven."
The dying man said, "We've been friends for years, this I'll do for you." And then he dies.
A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend's voice. The voice says, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there's basketball in heaven."
"Aah.. good, so what's the bad news?"
"You're in the starting line-up this Friday.."
A Tap on the Shoulder
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said: "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!".
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a taxi driver - I've been driving a van carrying Dead Bodies for the last 25 years.."
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