New Boss
My previous big boss was somehow 'given the boot' last May and until today, after more than 3 months, there is still no replacement. But I got news today that the new boss-elect will come and collect his appointment letter at our HR office and I am invited to 'welcome' him.

A'ha...yes welcome Sir (Prof Dato' Dr...) , and please make sure you come to work next Tuesday too - the day he has to actually report for duty.

Cynical me? Hey...with all those happenings (or shall I say mishappenings ??) around here, don't blame me...